Childhood Cheerleaders Gifts

'Perhaps this would feel less painful if you try focusing on your own life rather than living vicariously through mine.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Go team!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Al's Teachers' Pets.

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

Hockey cheerleaders.

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

"Oh my, I've really fallen behind on the paperwork."

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

'Hello, Mom? ... I got the job!'

"J is the reason for the season."

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.