Early Childhood Cheerleaders Gifts

'I just feel like we're setting him up to be disappointed in the real world.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Go team!

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

Al's Teachers' Pets.

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'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"Oh my, I've really fallen behind on the paperwork."