Youth Sports Cheerleader T-Shirts

"Don't laugh, you should see him catch fly balls."

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Jumping cheerleaders

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

Al's Teachers' Pets.

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

New School Year

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

Interpretive Cheering

"School starts soon...."

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'