Cornhuskers Cheerleader Gifts

Nebraska Fans

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Jumping cheerleaders

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

"School starts soon...."

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

'Other dogs eat homework.'

Team Spirit Day: "Excuse me... I get a little choked up when I talk about our team."

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!

'I'd like a ring, but nothing too expensive. This is only my first marriage.'

Fielder being carried away on stretcher, team mate sympathetically says 'Well held, Tony'

Student watching college game holds up a sign: Send Calling Minutes.

'My brother plays in that football team, I think he is one of the drawbacks.'

'I know you had a bad week, Dear, but you don't have to go through the communion line twice.'

"Merry Christmas, Folks. And I want to say I couldn't be president of this great company without the support of each and every one of you, or people very much like you."

"May I point out that this proposal includes unlimited talk, text and data."

"Supposedly, voters tend to support the underdog candidate...the outsider."

Come on England!

'His fifth comeback to the ring...and only his first fight!'