Customer Cheerleader Gifts

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

Go team!

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I go that extra mile!"

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Congratulations on your promotion.

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

Encouraging pats on the back.

Personal Cheerleader.

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

Starfish doing the wave.

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Hockey cheerleaders.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Welcome to our team.

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."