Individualist Cheerleader Gifts

Conformity

Inclusive speech

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Starfish doing the wave.

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

Hockey cheerleaders.

Labour Protests

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

Euros 2016

Interpretive Cheering

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Golf cheerleaders.

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'