Inclusivity Cheerleader Pillows

Inclusive speech

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Strive to win!

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Starfish doing the wave.

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Wheelchair Basketball

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'60 is the new 40.'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Hockey cheerleaders.

Normal People Support Group

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

Conformity

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

"....and next we have a same-sex goose couple with a civil rights attorney pair."

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"I'm sorry...to work at Abbercrummy & Fetch, you must have an 'All-American' look."

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

Interpretive Cheering

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

'I'm not sure who to support. One is spoilt for choice these days!'