Self-esteem Cheerleader Pillows

"Honesty amongst colleagues is vital in our work...of course one has to balance the need for honesty with a requirement to consider the feelings and vulnerabilities of people we work with."

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Go team!

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I go that extra mile!"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

Congratulations on your promotion.

Al's Teachers' Pets.

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

Personal Cheerleader.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Self Love Witch

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Hockey cheerleaders.

No way he's dropping the ball now! He's going, he's going...he scores!

Normal People Support Group

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."