Victory Cheerleader Pillows

Tennis Match.

Cristina Kirchner

Inclusive speech

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'60 is the new 40.'

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

Hockey cheerleaders.

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

Euros 2016

Interpretive Cheering

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Golf cheerleaders.

'...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?!...'

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

Michelle Obama.