Fanatic Cheerleader Pillows

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Jumping cheerleaders

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Cheerleaders

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

Conformity

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

A cheerleader doing a high kick

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

Meet the new beach bod, same as the old beach bod.

'I know you were a cheerleader in high school, but you're not taking that thing to our 25th reunion.'

Chin up!

'I know you had a bad week, Dear, but you don't have to go through the communion line twice.'

"Thank you, but I don't know if a dermatologist can help you make the cheerleading squad."

"The boos I can handle. It's the silence of the educated fans that rankles."

'Sorry... didn't get a chance to change after taking sports.'

A star jumping cheerleader

Come on England

Wordilly Durdillies - Goldilocks and the three beards

'His fifth comeback to the ring...and only his first fight!'

'Sometimes I just can't believe what's not happening to me.'

"Yeah, I'm an atheist-and a damn good one."

"'TWO! FOUR! SIX! EIGHT!' Those were the last words the old man uttered. To no one's surprise he was just as much a riddle in death as he was in life."