Fanatic Cheerleader Pillows

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Jumping cheerleaders

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Cheerleaders

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

Conformity

A cheerleader doing a high kick

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

You'd like the eco club. We do good stuff. I'm sure. But there are a lot of clubs. Right? Right. And they all need "diversity," right? So you need to cut the best deal. West Fester High School. I have attractive offers from the debate team, chess club and the cheerleaders. Our 100% green t-shirt doesn't entice you.

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

Chin up!

Cat Cheerleaders

'I know you were a cheerleader in high school, but you're not taking that thing to our 25th reunion.'

Meet the new beach bod, same as the old beach bod.

The Sport of Cheerleading Actually Began During The Pirate Days.

Cheerleading birds.

"Thank you, but I don't know if a dermatologist can help you make the cheerleading squad."

'I know you had a bad week, Dear, but you don't have to go through the communion line twice.'

Squirrel Cheerleaders.

A star jumping cheerleader

'Sorry... didn't get a chance to change after taking sports.'

"The boos I can handle. It's the silence of the educated fans that rankles."

'His fifth comeback to the ring...and only his first fight!'

"Supposedly, voters tend to support the underdog candidate...the outsider."

Come on England

Wordilly Durdillies - Goldilocks and the three beards

'Sometimes I just can't believe what's not happening to me.'

"Yeah, I'm an atheist-and a damn good one."