Cynical Cheerleader Pillows

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Jumping cheerleaders

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Freezing

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

Normal People Support Group

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Hockey cheerleaders.

Conformity

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

Interpretive Cheering

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

Hotel: Price List

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Golf cheerleaders.