Sobriety Enthusiast Gifts

"He used to read him stories but now he just tells him how great he feels since he stopped drinking."

"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."

"I wish I'd never started Dry January."

Club Antisocial

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Peace. Love. Light

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'I think I've got it.'

"She said she wanted to get out of the stressful workplace!"

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"About time!"

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Dog Obedience Training Centre.

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

The Zen of Regulation