Sobriety Advocates Gifts

Alcoholics Anonymous Awards Dinner

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

"About time!"

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

'I've been clean for six months now.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

Taggers rest retirement village

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

Drink kills.

"No wine or song! That doesn't leave much does it?"

'Do you find it easy not to think about alcohol?'

Small child advocating teetotalism to his grandfather

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

Elf on the Wagon

'I get no kick from Champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...' 'God, reformed alcoholics are so damned smug!'

"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

"It stops him from wandering towards the wines and spirits aisles."