Abstinence Advocates Gifts

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Packey Bar.

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Office Smoking Conflict

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'