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Alcoholics Anonymous Awards Dinner

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

"About time!"

'I've been clean for six months now.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

Drink kills.

Taggers rest retirement village

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

"No wine or song! That doesn't leave much does it?"

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

Small child advocating teetotalism to his grandfather

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

Elf on the Wagon

"It stops him from wandering towards the wines and spirits aisles."

"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."

'I get no kick from Champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...' 'God, reformed alcoholics are so damned smug!'

Drying out Clinic - Sorry, alcoholics only!

"I wish I'd never started Dry January."