Sobriety Seeker Gifts

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

"I found the sobriety not that big of a thing. It's the clarity that's scary!!"

Drying out Clinic - Sorry, alcoholics only!

Anonymous Alcoholics Meetings: All day - all night.

One day Bob Hope to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Club Antisocial

Turn, turn and turn.

Backfire

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Night-time halo

A vampire in a canoe.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

I should probably get out more.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

The power of now

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'