Sobriety Journey Gifts

Elf on the Wagon

'I'm on the wagon.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Do you find it easy not to think about alcohol?'

"Ya hear uncle Fred's gonna quit drinkin'?"

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

"About time!"

'I've been clean for six months now.'

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

Drink kills.

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

'Solar! I thought you said we were going completely SOBER!'

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

'I get no kick from Champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...' 'God, reformed alcoholics are so damned smug!'

"It stops him from wandering towards the wines and spirits aisles."

"I wish I'd never started Dry January."

"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

"How's your dry January going?"

Drying out Clinic - Sorry, alcoholics only!

A conversation between two friends