Seeking Sobriety Gifts

"About time!"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

Drink kills.

'I'm on the wagon.'

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

'Do you find it easy not to think about alcohol?'

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

"He now wishes, M'lud, to put the 632 convictions behind him and to base his life on helping the poor."

'Solar! I thought you said we were going completely SOBER!'

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

Snorting lines of the road on the way to rehab.

Elf on the Wagon

"How's your dry January going?"

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

"It stops him from wandering towards the wines and spirits aisles."

Drying out Clinic - Sorry, alcoholics only!

"I wish I'd never started Dry January."

"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."

'I get no kick from Champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...' 'God, reformed alcoholics are so damned smug!'

Wiggly path leads to 'Alcoholics Anonymous' entrance.