Choosing Sobriety Gifts

One day Bob Hope to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

"About time!"

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

'I've been clean for six months now.'

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

Drink kills.

'I'm on the wagon.'

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

'Solar! I thought you said we were going completely SOBER!'

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

Man using nicotine patch incorrectly

Elf on the Wagon

"It stops him from wandering towards the wines and spirits aisles."

"I wish I'd never started Dry January."

"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."

'I get no kick from Champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...' 'God, reformed alcoholics are so damned smug!'

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

Drying out Clinic - Sorry, alcoholics only!