Choosing Sobriety Prints

One day Bob Hope to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

"About time!"

'I've been clean for six months now.'

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

Drink kills.

'I'm on the wagon.'

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

'Solar! I thought you said we were going completely SOBER!'

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

'Do you find it easy not to think about alcohol?'

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

Man using nicotine patch incorrectly

Elf on the Wagon

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

"It stops him from wandering towards the wines and spirits aisles."

"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."

'I get no kick from Champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...' 'God, reformed alcoholics are so damned smug!'

"How's your dry January going?"