Sobriety Prints

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

"He used to read him stories but now he just tells him how great he feels since he stopped drinking."

'I overheard you say that you have been sober for 10 years... Me to!'

Alcoholics Anonymous - "I can't talk, I'm on the wagon."

Alcoholics Antonymous

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

One day Bob Hope to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

Sober Tooth Tiger

"I used to get high on life but I 'kicked'."

"I wish I'd never started Dry January."

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

Finally Sober

Keeping Dry January

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Russia sobriety campaign

"I have committed to a dry January. Your father is pencilling in a dry January the 23rd."

"I'm celebrating one year of abstinence from alcohol."

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

"About time!"

"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."

Drying out Clinic - Sorry, alcoholics only!

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'Wrong address I'm afraid - I've been on the wagon for 25 years.'

Drink kills.

'I get no kick from Champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...' 'God, reformed alcoholics are so damned smug!'

Club Antisocial

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A vampire in a canoe.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.