Sobriety Milestone Gifts

Lady about 'One Date at a Time' Bumpersticker: 'He's trying to stay sober, but he's still a lady's man.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - "I can't talk, I'm on the wagon."

'I overheard you say that you have been sober for 10 years... Me to!'

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

'I get no kick from Champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...' 'God, reformed alcoholics are so damned smug!'

'Solar! I thought you said we were going completely SOBER!'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"It's over!"

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"About time!"

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

'You are 14st 3lb..But then, you are carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.'

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

'I've been clean for six months now.'

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

'OK, so, where were we? Oh right - I'm looking for someone to fill in for me while I'm in rehab.'

Twelve step program.

Drink kills.

'I'm on the wagon.'

'He's beginning to notice girls.'

'My name's Steve, and I'm an alcoholic. And I'm pretty sure the guy vomiting behind my chair is too.'

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

Elf on the Wagon