Sobriety Celebration Gifts

'I've been clean for six months now.'

Quit drinking, sobered up and dedicated his life to helping others. All thanks to the 12-stitch program.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Sabrage

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

"About time!"

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

'OK, so, where were we? Oh right - I'm looking for someone to fill in for me while I'm in rehab.'

Drink kills.

'My name's Steve, and I'm an alcoholic. And I'm pretty sure the guy vomiting behind my chair is too.'

'I'm on the wagon.'

'Do you find it easy not to think about alcohol?'

'Solar! I thought you said we were going completely SOBER!'

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

'We're hunters and gatherers but tonight we decided to eat out.'

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

Elf on the Wagon