Celebrating Sobriety Gifts

A conversation between two friends

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

"About time!"

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

'I've been clean for six months now.'

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

Drink kills.

'OK, so, where were we? Oh right - I'm looking for someone to fill in for me while I'm in rehab.'

'I'm on the wagon.'

'My name's Steve, and I'm an alcoholic. And I'm pretty sure the guy vomiting behind my chair is too.'

'Solar! I thought you said we were going completely SOBER!'

'Do you find it easy not to think about alcohol?'

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

Elf on the Wagon

"How's your dry January going?"

"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."

'I get no kick from Champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...' 'God, reformed alcoholics are so damned smug!'