Sobriety Anniversary Gifts

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"-And now, gentleman, raise your glasses...."

'Oh great. Part of my probation for my DUI requires me to avoid drinking.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

"About time!"

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

'I've been clean for six months now.'

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

Drink kills.

Chef bringing inmate a cake.

'OK, so, where were we? Oh right - I'm looking for someone to fill in for me while I'm in rehab.'

'My name's Steve, and I'm an alcoholic. And I'm pretty sure the guy vomiting behind my chair is too.'

'I'm on the wagon.'

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

'Do you find it easy not to think about alcohol?'

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

'Solar! I thought you said we were going completely SOBER!'

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

Elf on the Wagon

"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."