Sober Lifestyle Enthusiast Gifts

"About time!"

REPENT! Get back to nature

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

"My name is Andrew, and I need a ride."

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

Turkey...cold turkey.

Birthday Suit Alterations

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'

"I warned him not to go vegan."

2010 festival guide - get stoned, come home.

"They said I could be anything. . . so I became an under-achiever."

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

Designated Drivers Area