Smoke-free Cheerleader Pillows

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

Just Stop Boil

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Freezing

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

Normal People Support Group

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

'I'm not sure who to support. One is spoilt for choice these days!'

'No dear, don't worry. It isn't recycled from old toilet tissue.'

"He finally decided to quit smoking."

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

"I've noticed an improvement in all my patients since I got the bouncy couch."

Team Spirit Day: "Excuse me... I get a little choked up when I talk about our team."

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!

Fielder being carried away on stretcher, team mate sympathetically says 'Well held, Tony'

Summer options for the young.

Smoker's Anonymous

Meet the new beach bod, same as the old beach bod.

Winter Surrender

Police Warning - Street unsuitable for children - smokers ahead.

'My brother plays in that football team, I think he is one of the drawbacks.'

Come on England

'Hang on a minute...are you over 18?'

America's Public (Health) Enemy #1