Non-smoker Cheerleader Pillows

"He finally decided to quit smoking."

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

Hockey cheerleaders.

Normal People Support Group

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

You'd like the eco club. We do good stuff. I'm sure. But there are a lot of clubs. Right? Right. And they all need "diversity," right? So you need to cut the best deal. West Fester High School. I have attractive offers from the debate team, chess club and the cheerleaders. Our 100% green t-shirt doesn't entice you.

Interpretive Cheering

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

Golf cheerleaders.

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

"I've noticed an improvement in all my patients since I got the bouncy couch."