Health Journey Cheerleader Pillows

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"That's a big fat lie!"

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

Dieting Motivation.

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you'll be in as good a shape as you've never been."

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'You need a heart transplant, maybe two.'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

Normal People Support Group

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'Sure, doughnuts are appetite suppressants, but ... '

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

How to loose weight.

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'What happened mom? I thought you were on a low-carb diet?'

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

Weight Watchers

'What you need is some negative growth.'