Health Journey Cheerleader Gifts

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"That's a big fat lie!"

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

Dieting Motivation.

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you'll be in as good a shape as you've never been."

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

'You need a heart transplant, maybe two.'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Normal People Support Group

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

'Sure, doughnuts are appetite suppressants, but ... '

How to loose weight.

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'What happened mom? I thought you were on a low-carb diet?'

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

Weight Watchers