Non-smoker Cheerleader Mugs

"He finally decided to quit smoking."

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Normal People Support Group

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Interpretive Cheering

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

"I've noticed an improvement in all my patients since I got the bouncy couch."

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

Golf cheerleaders.

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

'What's the point? Why are we here? Where are we going? 2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate?'