Healthy Eating Cheerleader Mugs

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Just Stop Boil

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Jumping cheerleaders

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

Congratulations on your promotion.

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Starfish doing the wave.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

Normal People Support Group

Hockey cheerleaders.

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

Interpretive Cheering

'I'm not sure who to support. One is spoilt for choice these days!'

'No dear, don't worry. It isn't recycled from old toilet tissue.'

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

"I've noticed an improvement in all my patients since I got the bouncy couch."