Confidence Cheerleader Mugs

"You have an outstanding balance."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I go that extra mile!"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

Al's Teachers' Pets.

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

Personal Cheerleader.

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

New School Year

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

With a great team behind you, you can achieve so much more...

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

Michelle Obama.

Tennis Match.

'...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?!...'

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

Cristina Kirchner

"I'm doing my part to inspire a blue ribbon school."

"Please sit down, gentlemen. I think that once around the table with the wave will be quite enough, thank you."

'I'd like a ring, but nothing too expensive. This is only my first marriage.'

Meet the new beach bod, same as the old beach bod.

"I'm really a light eater - as soon as it gets light, I start eating. . .!"

Teacher's pet popping out of big apple lit up with candles and 'Happy Birthday' Title: Surprise parties for teachers