Calm Cheerleader Mugs

'I feel sorry for Vincent. His parents never go ballistic. They just sit there and cheer.'

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Jumping cheerleaders

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

Freezing

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

Hockey cheerleaders.

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Normal People Support Group

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

New School Year

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

Interpretive Cheering

"School starts soon...."

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

'Other dogs eat homework.'

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'