Calm Cheerleader Prints

'I feel sorry for Vincent. His parents never go ballistic. They just sit there and cheer.'

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Jumping cheerleaders

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

Freezing

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Normal People Support Group

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

Hockey cheerleaders.

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

New School Year

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

Interpretive Cheering

"School starts soon...."

Golf cheerleaders.

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

"I'm doing my part to inspire a blue ribbon school."