Faithful Cheerleader Prints

'I know you had a bad week, Dear, but you don't have to go through the communion line twice.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Jumping cheerleaders

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Your wife came by and left a message'

Labour Protests

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

Cristina Kirchner

Tennis Match.

It was that moment that Pastor Russ realized that it was Saturday.

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

"You have an outstanding balance."

The motherhood

'I'd like a ring, but nothing too expensive. This is only my first marriage.'

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

Big Society Bank

Meet the new beach bod, same as the old beach bod.

Chin up!

Accountants Without Borders.