Faithful Cheerleader Prints

'I know you had a bad week, Dear, but you don't have to go through the communion line twice.'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Jumping cheerleaders

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'Your wife came by and left a message'

Labour Protests

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

It was that moment that Pastor Russ realized that it was Saturday.

Cristina Kirchner

Tennis Match.

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

"You have an outstanding balance."

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

'I'd like a ring, but nothing too expensive. This is only my first marriage.'

The motherhood

Chin up!

Big Society Bank

Meet the new beach bod, same as the old beach bod.