Self-improvement Cheerleader Mugs

"I'm really a light eater - as soon as it gets light, I start eating. . .!"

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Cheerleaders

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

Hockey cheerleaders.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

Normal People Support Group

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Conformity

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

Interpretive Cheering

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."