Self-improvement Cheerleader Mugs

"I'm really a light eater - as soon as it gets light, I start eating. . .!"

Go team!

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Strive to win!

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

Cheerleaders

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

Starfish doing the wave.

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Normal People Support Group

Hockey cheerleaders.

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

Conformity

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

Interpretive Cheering