Carnivore Cheerleader Mugs

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'White meat or dark?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Too rare perhaps?

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

The food was nice...but something was missing.

We'll have whatever they are

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'

A real turkey lunch.

'A person has to eat. Right, Judge?'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'