Carnivore Cheerleader Mugs

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'White meat or dark?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

A butcher and his apprentice.

'I'm not sure how to break this to you all... the Atkins diet is back.'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

Too rare perhaps?

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

We'll have whatever they are

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

The food was nice...but something was missing.

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'