Sober Living Enthusiast Pillows

"How's your dry January going?"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

"My name is Andrew, and I need a ride."

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

"About time!"

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

Turkey...cold turkey.

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

Official Whore Artist/Official Piss Artist

Designated Drivers Area

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

"If you're so sober, why ain't you rich?"

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

Elf on the Wagon

"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."

"I wish I'd never started Dry January."

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

"It stops him from wandering towards the wines and spirits aisles."

Teetotaller outside public house

Spin the Bottle on Student Drinking

One day Bob Hope to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

'I bumped into your mother coming out of the boozer.'

"I used to get high on life but I 'kicked'."

"He used to read him stories but now he just tells him how great he feels since he stopped drinking."

"-And now, gentleman, raise your glasses...."