Sober Living Enthusiast Prints

"How's your dry January going?"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

"My name is Andrew, and I need a ride."

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

"About time!"

Turkey...cold turkey.

Official Whore Artist/Official Piss Artist

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

"I'm getting not-so-subtle hints of Dry January remorse, envy and resentment."

"If you're so sober, why ain't you rich?"

Designated Drivers Area

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

Snorting lines of the road on the way to rehab.

Elf on the Wagon

"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."

"I wish I'd never started Dry January."

"It stops him from wandering towards the wines and spirits aisles."

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

Teetotaller outside public house

Wine Humor Cartoon

Spin the Bottle on Student Drinking

'I bumped into your mother coming out of the boozer.'

One day Bob Hope to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

"I used to get high on life but I 'kicked'."

"He used to read him stories but now he just tells him how great he feels since he stopped drinking."