Loneliness Conqueror Gifts

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Cellphone Islands

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Desert Planet

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"Beware of dog"

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

Where's Mom?

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

"At last — no Trump."

A Man is stranded on a desert island with a pay phone.

"Extrovert me made the plans, but introvert me woke up this morning."

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

"Perhaps a glass of Chardonnay at the Bar a Vins?" Jacob said, invitingly. But when he turned, there was no one.