Coping With Loneliness Mugs

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Cellphone Islands

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Desert Planet

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

A man sitting on a desert island, watching the only palm tree float away

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

'Poor fellow. One really is the loneliest number.'

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

"I'm having a really hard time adjusting to a completely unprecedented set of things to complain about,"

"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"

'Why are the others always in the majority?'

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

'So long, old friend.'

You have no new messages

'You are going to love my parents, They go away every weekend,'

I'm so sick of being single... She's coming on to me!

"There's nothing wrong with the food. I just needed a little attention."

'You still have no mail.'

"So what are you doing this weekend?"