Coping With Loneliness Gifts

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Cellphone Islands

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Desert Planet

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"This next one's for anyone feeling a little lonely right now, namely, me."

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

A man sitting on a desert island, watching the only palm tree float away

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

'Poor fellow. One really is the loneliest number.'

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

Man watches 'It's a Wonderful Life,' alone.

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

"I'm having a really hard time adjusting to a completely unprecedented set of things to complain about,"

'Why are the others always in the majority?'

"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

"There's nothing wrong with the food. I just needed a little attention."

'You are going to love my parents, They go away every weekend,'

You have no new messages

I'm so sick of being single... She's coming on to me!

'So long, old friend.'

I'm so lonely out here. Ironically the ears of corn don't listen at all.

'You still have no mail.'