Loneliness Awareness Gifts

"There's nothing wrong with the food. I just needed a little attention."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Cellphone Islands

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Desert Planet

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

A man sitting on a desert island, watching the only palm tree float away

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'

'Why are the others always in the majority?'

"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"

I'm so sick of being single... She's coming on to me!

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

'Where's everybody?'

You have no new messages

'So long, old friend.'