Loneliness Awareness Mugs

"There's nothing wrong with the food. I just needed a little attention."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Cellphone Islands

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Desert Planet

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

"This next one's for anyone feeling a little lonely right now, namely, me."

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

A man sitting on a desert island, watching the only palm tree float away

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

Man watches 'It's a Wonderful Life,' alone.

The Loneliest Job in the World

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

'Why are the others always in the majority?'

'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'

"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

I'm so sick of being single... She's coming on to me!

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

'So long, old friend.'

'Where's everybody?'