Navigating Loneliness Gifts

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Cellphone Islands

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Desert Planet

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

The Raven - The Study at Night

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

The Loneliness of Power

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

Augmented reality check

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'I live with grand fantasies Harold.'

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

Silo sweet silo

"We've been up here forty-three years - Maybe we SHOULD start looking into retirement homes."

'Poor fellow. One really is the loneliest number.'