Navigating Loneliness T-Shirts

Man watches 'It's a Wonderful Life,' alone.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Cellphone Islands

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Desert Planet

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

The Loneliness of Power

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

The Raven - The Study at Night

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

Augmented reality check

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"This next one's for anyone feeling a little lonely right now, namely, me."

'I live with grand fantasies Harold.'

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

Silo sweet silo

"We've been up here forty-three years - Maybe we SHOULD start looking into retirement homes."