Loneliness Navigator Gifts

"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'So long, old friend.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Cellphone Islands

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Desert Planet

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"Isn't that false advertising?"

'She saw right through me.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

'The poor thing -- her therapist recommended divorce, and she isn't even married.'

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

Man watches 'It's a Wonderful Life,' alone.

The Loneliest Job in the World

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

'We were lonely at the bottom and in the middle. I'm sure we'll get used to being lonely at the top.'

"I like sad songs."