Loneliness Navigator Pillows

"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'So long, old friend.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Cellphone Islands

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Desert Planet

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

'She saw right through me.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

'The poor thing -- her therapist recommended divorce, and she isn't even married.'

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

"I like sad songs."

'We were lonely at the bottom and in the middle. I'm sure we'll get used to being lonely at the top.'

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

'You've finally gone crazy - asking that goldfish questions and then ignoring its replies!'

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'