Idle Time Enthusiast Mugs

Over-qualified?

'Why do old people always hang around all day in bus shelters?'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Catatonic

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

She required plenty of personal space.

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Inactive wear store.

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

The Procrastinatorium.

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'